A game of golf

Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf.

One remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas

morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly

to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round.

 

His buddies all chimed in said, “Let’s do it! We’ll make it a

priority – figure out a way and meet here early, Christmas morning.”

Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are

on the golf course.

 

The first guy says, “Boy this game cost me a

fortune! I bought my wife  a diamond ring that she can’t take her

eyes off of.”

 

The second guy says, “I spent a ton too. My wife is at home

planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in

brochures.”

 

The third guy says “Well my wife is at home admiring her new car,

reading the manual.”

 

They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them

like they have lost their minds.  “I can’t believe you all went to such

expense for this golf game. I slapped my wife on the bum and said,

‘Well babe, Merry Christmas! It’s a great morning  – golf course or

intercourse?”  She said, “Don’t forget your hat.”

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